<Pulls out the book of grudges. Sticks tongue out as he concentrates on writing. The scribbling gets faster and faster, until he slams the book shut. Finishes with a satisfied look on his face.>

Do Dwarves fist bump? Because this feels like a fist bump moment.

Oh Don't worry about that. While you lot are planning your little 'tours' the real generals of the dawi are planning the real action.

I suspect the only 'real action' the generals of the Dawi will be seeing will involve the mountain goats native to the Dragonbacks.

Well the warriors got to eat don't they?

Very true. It is a long and proud tradition of herding mountain goats. Those born into such clans have the same duty and honor as any craftsman. Though I wouldn't expect a Marienburger to know anything about either.

An' 'ere I woz plannin' ta open me squigmeet rester... restor... umm... food place in da Trone room, I fink the Trone itself would make a great toilet! But if yoo lot are gonna stink up da place I might jus' make da whole place a toilet, it'd make the place smell better! Dose nice old tapestries would make good toilet paper!

Borag

Well, it is not as if the dwarfs have had plenty of time on their hands to "reclaim" the mountains. Maybe it is time they realize it is best to live it too more competent generals.

Don't forget the wonderful story about a tortoise and the hare Mathi. We dwarfs are a cautious and slow lot, but when we get there, we do so in style AND substance.

Ain't got no propah idea 'bout whatz going on here, so I'z gonna choose da fighty (but cunnin') tactic of charging in and thrashing about wiff me axe. Waaaaagh!

I think there is some fine storytelling their about the tortoise and the hare, Gankom.

But who knew the dwarfs would be the hares? Are you going to run like rabbits when the greenskins meets you in force?