Nah,
Yose misinformed laddy, da peasants are just learnin to accept dere new role is all. Hur, hur, hur!
Da Kaptain
BlackSquig
Posts: 57
Location: Wild & Wonderful West Virginia
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
No, you are the misinformed party. Truth be told Monte Castello have not fallen at all. It is a huge misunderstanding.
What happens is that the local Homeguard is surrounding you and will soon arrest you for causing disturbance to the peace.
Mathi
Posts: 181
Location: Sweden
Vestutores merdae
The people of Monte Castello haven't run away! Surely not! They have only redeployed around you.
Gankom
Posts: 373
Location: The Great White North
Freyr Fairhair
Exactly. Greenskins do not know about the art of crowd control
Mathi
Posts: 181
Location: Sweden
Vestutores merdae
Listen ta me, youse bearded gits.
I's gonna cut you down, burn you inna big fire and chew da flesh from youse bones. You lot fink youz come ta make a home unner da mountains? Ain't nuffin here for youz but a rottin' tomb.
I iz boss of bosses and me axe devours thousands.
DulargSpineSnappaIronnose
Posts: 139
Location:
Don't know about you lot, but I'm 'avin' a blast with all dis scrappin' about. Got me a clever little snotto wot picked up needleworkin', an' 'ere's me with all these wounded stunties wot 'e can practice on!
Oooh, Skirgit, they say, dat ain't needlework, needlework is when yer stitches stuff! Dat's da point, says I! Dey's gettin' stitched up right good, otherwise dey wouldn't let a filthy snot jab at 'em wiv a 'ot needle!
But maybe dey got a point of dere own...what do you lot say? Ya fink dis big ol' gate would look betta wiv a dwarf-beard curtain? Kinda ugly now, ain't it?
Tarlen
Posts: 65
Location:
Don't be ridiculous. Beard curtains are better are towers, but frankly they can be a nightmare to keep.
Come on now, we slap beards on everything else. You think we havn't thought of making curtains for our stuff?
Gankom
Posts: 373
Location: The Great White North
Freyr Fairhair
*Slaps beard on Dularg's face*
Mmmmm... Nah. Just makes him look silly and ugly as opposed to just ugly.
awarnock
Posts: 154
Location: Alabama
Luca Alpsbane
