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'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-04-22 00:53:42
"Ya, youse lot! Don't look away. Ain't nobody behind youse. Ya, youse wiff da beards. I is shoutin' to you. Youse fight like grots, fink like trolls and smell like elveses.

Why dere more of us dan you? Why youse can't get no more stunties to help out? Maybe da uvver stunties all dropped on heads as pups and dey get lost now? Maybe youse whole race dying off. Listen good! When I'm done crumpin' here, I'm marchin' off to whatever mountain you crawled out of and takin' it for meself!

Waaaaaagh!"


Durak, you can post that in the Bugman's Brewery thread.
DulargSpineSnappaIronnose
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'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-04-22 02:00:31
It's all about quality, not quantity my orcy friend.

Although I'll admit. Quantity has a quality all of its own, and it's a quality I wouldn't mind to have on my side.
Gankom
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Freyr Fairhair
'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-04-23 05:40:40
I think that I might just have to do that...

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'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-01 04:09:24
"...uhhh...

"So, like I wuz sayin', we can bash you lot no mattah how many more of you dere are. Green kills all!

"Yuss. Just like dat."
DulargSpineSnappaIronnose
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posted on 2017-05-01 05:34:42
Nope, It's th'ones wearin' red that be doin' the killin'. It's gotta be grobi-blood red too. Ain't nothin' else that works.
awarnock
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Luca Alpsbane
'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-02 13:47:26
Fear not, dwarfs. The Effort have secured as much as possible of Bloodhorns treasures from being sullied by the greenskins.
Mathi
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'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-14 19:28:02
...minus a small tithe, eh Umies?

Da Kaptain
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"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-15 00:06:15
We are concerned with more important things then treasure and trinkets.

My dear friends (and associated humans and orcs), we are concerned with the future.
Gankom
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Freyr Fairhair
'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-15 02:29:09
Written by Gankom
We are concerned with more important things then treasure and trinkets.

My dear friends (and associated humans and orcs), we are concerned with the future.


Hur, hur, hur! Why worry about something yose Gitz aint got? Da future belongz to da greenskins, da future belongz to da Orcs!

Yours,
Da Kaptain
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"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"
'Ey Stunties!
posted on 2017-05-17 20:56:00
I heard militias are forming to arrest your ruffians Kaptain. I suggest you and your boys turn yourself in and you will get a fair trial.

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